*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*
MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
when you got your ass beat in smash brothers
I remember in 5th grade my school was holding a talent show and this kid goes up on stage and just started bowing and everyone started cheering and then he just walked off and I aspire to be like him every single day
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle